ELI5 Prompt Technique

Explain [topic] like you're John Oliver discovering something horrifying about it. Start with 'And look...' then build to an absurd but accurate comparison. What would John Oliver say if he had to explain this to his confused American audience? Give me the John Oliver escalation: start reasonable, end with chaotic examples. Explain this like John Oliver just found out [authority figure] is involved. What's the John Oliver 'and it gets worse' reveal about [topic]?